Bang Bus Episode: “We LOVE Shy Love” Wednesday February 28, 2007
What can I say about Shy Love? There's nothing shy about her for starters. The girl is a sexual being. We love those kind of beings. They make our world go round. After a very candid conversation we found out that Shy Love has had 22 cocks in her ass in the last year. She's a Virgo and enjoys long walks on short beaches. So back to the story. We go inside this gated community cause AL-B's an idiot. I guess it all worked out for the best. We found this French guy that Shy liked and they started talking about anal and gay French movies and before you know it he was sticking his cock in her pussy. Just like that! You know how we role. Do you? Do you know how we role. I role Dirt bitches! Enough representing. The sex was incredible. Frenchy put it down on my girl. He even made her cum. As a reward Shy gave him a messy blowjob that I nor you the fans will ever forget. This girl ain't a porn star for nothin. NO WHAT I'M SAYIN! Later we ditched the French extra far from home. That's always a plus. Enjoy Fellas. Keep it real and all that! Peace! D.Sanchez.
Bang Bus Episode: “Jessica” Wednesday March 24, 2004
Ramone and I came across Jessica while we were on our way to go site seeing. Once we saw her fine ass walking down the street, we figured that we'd much rather see what she'd look like with a dick in her mouth. It wasn't going to be easy tho, Jessica gave us a lot of lip before she gave Ramone head....but let me tell you.. it was well worth us dealing with her attitude...all of that animosity made for some great fucking! I love how these Euro chicks aren't too bright....even less than American chicks! One thing I can say for these international broads...they all seem to LOVE anal... check it out and see for yourself.. The Dirty One..
Bang Bus Episode: “Dylan” Wednesday October 27, 2004
Don't you just love Catholic school girls??? All those years of pent up anger and sexual frustration.... just begging to come out and conquer cocks of all kinds! Now Dylan's case is a peculiar one... being that I.. the Almighty Dirty Sanchez... have gotten involved!!! So the scenario goes like this... we snag Dylan as she's walking to her nephew's place with a halloween costume.... so in classic Bang Bus fashion.. we turned this trick with promise of $$ treats and her pussy gets beat with preston's dick! Never thought that I could rhyme huh... BACK TO THE SITUATION AT HAND! Dylan's huge natural juggs and innocent catholic girl giggle were enough to make me jiz my pants..... just wait til y ou see homegirl get wrecked!! Fantastic shoot IMO... and trust me fellas.. my opinion is LAW!!! The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Isabelle” Wednesday October 10, 2001
Anyone, who knows anything about Ugly and I, knows that we live, breathe, sleep, jack off and die for latinas. They are the crown jewel of women to us. So we took Shane out again to go latina shopping and we found Isabelle walking with a bag of groceries. Ugly almost ran her off the road just to get 3 seconds of her attention. When she finally stopped I asked if she needed any help with her bag, "NO, who the fuck are you guys!" We're art students completely harmless, and who wouldn't trust an artist? It took some playful rebounding but then she was ok to let us give her a ride (it wasn't easy and was actually the most difficult so far). As we settle in the bus naturally the first thing I do is go for the bag and what did we find? big ol bananas and a cucumber, funny aye? so I asked her to show me how she gives head with the bannana. The thing is that no girl will show you stuff like that unless you try them and it worked as usual. God, did I wish that I was that bananna. This latina looked like she could suck some cock and she did, Shane's cock that is, and man there's nothing more intense then a latina on her knees where she belongs sucking fat dick. I have to say that the one thing I love to do is to have a bitch hum the bang bus theme song, 'the wheels on the bus go round and round' with a dick in their mouth. And well, after that I'm just ready to see this chick get stuffed. Did I mention the fact that this chick had the biggest pair of titties I'd ever seen, double d's. They were round, hard and delicious; so you'll notice that even I took a poke at them as this bitch got stuffed. She was riding shane and I wacked her in the ass with one of her banannas. I wanted to stuff it in her ass but I held back. We turned her over and stuffed her from behind which she took until I'd had enough and deemed her worthy to have a load blown on her cute little slut face. When Shane blew, that shit ran down her face like white blood and Isabelle knew, like all the other bitches we've slammed, that she was now property of the bang bus...
Bang Bus Episode: “Teenie Tina” Wednesday August 25, 2004
Well fellas.. this is a first time outing for Preston.. and what a way to start out!!! He had to go piss so we pull over.. and next thing you know.. he comes back with this ditzy broad named Tina. She was obviously thirsty for some man juice the way she was staring at Preston...pretty boys i swear.. anyways.. this chick bought the whole "I'm a tourist" line and it was game over! Nothing like a petite natural bee-atch getting slammed in the Bizzang Bus... Preston.. good first show!!!! Enjoy! The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Monica” Wednesday September 19, 2001
So after the complete pounding of Reagan, Shane, Ugly and I were getting known around the campus. I mean, you know how guys talk, so anyway, one night after a round of bong hits I recieved a telephone call from a great friend of mine who likes to call himself romeo - its a latin thing. So he tells me he's got to be with us for our next ride out and offered me a bit of cash that I could not turn down. With that money I bought my first camera to take pictures of all our memorable moments . We all got together the next day and it appeared that the gods were not going to smile down upon us, therefore rain and a fucking lot of it... pouring to put it best. We couldn't find any chicks and I was feeling bad because we talked all this shit and we looked like fucking punks. Then my main partner, Ugly, had a flash of brilliance "what about the bus stops?" And there she was, soaking wet and standing, waiting for a bus. Monica was the best kind of chick, the way I like em, fiesty and bitchy. So we pulled up and tried our best to start a half assed conversation. We pulled out some of our best lines, it's the comedy thing which the chicks usually love but it didn't seem to be too effective this time. So we left her there only to return moments later. I thought it would be funny and cute to come back and honk the horn, stuff like kids do, so she came over, we offered some money to ask questions and she finally got in, carefully of course. I have a way of making girls feel comfortable..the truth is that this movie is so intense and raw, I dont want to say anymore because when you mix Sanchez and a bitchy girl together the combination is truley a dirty mess....................................
ZUKO HAS TAKEN OVER!! That's right fuckos.... I, ZUKO, have taken control of this outfit! I'm sick of Dirty Sanchez's insults.... and all you fuckers that got a nice hardy har har out his jokes... FUCK YOU! I'm the one that puts in all the work.. that drives that god-damn bus to the reaches of the earth for your pleasure.. so if you're offended.. grab that tissue full of baby batter and wipe your fuckin' tears away.. cuz I don't give 2 fucks!!! Anyways... I pointed out this beautiful blonde jogging on our way to search for poontang and told Sanchez to pick her up.. of course he won't admit to it but whatever.... She gets in... we find out this chick is Canadian Ey... and Alex attempts to show how her how things are done in the states.. sounds good right?? WRONG!!!! After all was said and done.. he couldn't even answer Sara.. yeah.. that's her name.. when she asked him which hole was tighter.. her ass or pussy... so of COURSE Zuko had to step in and show her how a REAL MAN does things... I don't even give a fuck if you enjoy this shit.. I had a hell of a time!! SUCKERS!!!!!!
Bang Bus Episode: “Wynona” Wednesday September 01, 2004
Well fellas.. good ol' Preston has reached an all time low. Searching for chicks onli.. I mean he had this great idea!!!!!! No Offense fellas.. heh.... But yeah.. Preston decided to bring Panch and I along to meet this chick that he was cybering with for the last few months... I was almost positive that she was gonna be a burly hairy bald man... you all know how THAT goes.. but to my surprise.. Wynona was a gorgeous piece of ass that was caught off guard by Preston's good looks and my platinum tongue... Next thing you know this chick is taking Preston on like her life depended on it!!!! The drop off was your standard Bizzang Bus style.. but let's be honest... our standard is STILL light years ahead of what everyone else is doing... BITCHES!!!! The Dirty One...
Well basicly Liza really set up everything for ugly and I to play with first there was her friend daimon who was dying to go out with us just once and then Jessica who was scouted out by Liza from a club the night earlier now Liza is a chick but cool as fuck and made a bet with us that she could get this german tart to do what we wanted her to I didn't buy it so I gambled some cash. Now the thing I know is that German chicks will do almost anything if provoked to especially with the promise of a visa and a chance to obtain citizenship I mean come on people, germany is the magical land of shiza there always doing kinky shit like beating each other in leather and eating shit. But I'll tell you another thing I would just love to live there not for the shit factor but because Germans are cool as fuck to hang with and open minded too. Dont get me wrong I would love to drive the bus over there and corrupt your women too but all in all you know the shit thing is cool by me you at least eat your own NOT like americans who shove it down everyone elses throats Peace and dirt Sanchez
Bang Bus Episode: “Olivia's Bangbus Experience” Wednesday September 05, 2007
Here we go again and today we are taking the bus to another level. I know you all remember the sexy "Olivia O'lovely. This gorgeous sexy mama is back and she came to drive the bus and to show us some good lovely love. We went around town fucking with everybody who was paying attention to us and believe me when you hang with a girl like Olivia, everybody pays attention to you. So we took the bus again to our familiar routes and found some horny chicks that flashed to us. At the end we all had a good time, even my buddy "Colton" got some ass by this cute blond we picked up... It was insane!! I mean this babe, might think she is in good shape but we need to see if she can handdle the bus crew. We had decided that her pussy need a good work out, so she warmed it up with some dick licking and some finger action before "Colton" stuffed her pussy with his throbbing cock. Do not miss this episode!!! This one is already a classic.
Bang Bus Episode: “FuckWhoreberfest!” Wednesday July 20, 2005
What the fuck have things come to as of late? I mean shit, I think us Bang Bros. need to look into some AA meetings... because this shit is getting out of hand! Check the scenario... After a night of wild drinking and partying.. this guy named Cliff that I supposedly know from some point in my past was next to me driving the Bang Bus.. how strange was that? I then proceeded to give Ugs a call to see where the fuck he was and he tells me he fell asleep somewhere on the beach and for us to go pick him up.... well my fine feathered friends.. this is where the plot thickens.... upon arrival, I see that Ugly is hanging out with a real live dwarf... a fucking DWARF! I know.. bugged me out too... but god-damn it all to fiery hell if this chick wasn't looking right! Lil' Diva's huge round ass had me turned on... which isn't creepy.. is it? Anyways.. Lil Diva made a fine addition to our crew ... so we were off! After turning and twisting thru downtown Miami.. we came across the sexy Alice... this german honey dip was backpacking thru the U.S. and was searching for a way to get to South Beach.. muahahahaha.... my specialty! I thought it was just perfect for us to roll with Alice... being that she's from Munich, Germany... "where the beer is from" as Alive put it.... so we were off! Diva did a fine job of getting Alice to get comfortable in the cauldron of debauchery.... I love this chick! So yeah, after briefly discussing how progressive these euros are.. it was time to get down to it... Having Diva and Alice strip down before our eyes was fucking great! Nothing better than two pairs of great natural boobs and round butt cheeks jiggling the day away... but the real deal didn't have shit on these antics.. Alice's blowjobs were great to film.... nice and messy is how I like 'em... Then my boy Cliff went ahead and fucked the shieza out of Alice... dick to pussy action is always good.. no? YADA YADA YADA... we dropped her off in the outskirts of South Beach.. you know.. a good 20 miles away.. haha! What... you think because the broad is foreign she'd get pity.... have you forgotten about my euro adventures?!?!?! HAHAHA! The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Milfhunting got me Brittny, a Sexy Stripper” Wednesday September 26, 2007
Let me tell ya'all about the "Bangbus". We are crazy, fearless punks with funny nicknames. I got this new driver and a couple of weeks a go i asked everyone if they could help me name this guy. We had over two thousand Emails about it and finally we named him "Donald Spice"..jejeje. But enough of the bullshit and lets get to the real deal. The thing is that "Spice" and I decided to hit the streets to look for a sexy Milf lady, we looked everywhere and all we did was get this other chicks that were not so much a Milf and seriously it was just getting to crazy. We headed to downtown and i found this gorgeous girl named Britt who happens to be a stripper. I got so exited cause you all know that i love to fuck strippers, so we got her on the bus and i convinced this girl to give me a handjob that ended by me sticking my huge cock in her sweet pussy. Britt has a perfect pussy and she knows it. She has a small labia and a tight hole and she loves nothing more than getting fucked. Her juices flow quickly as she sucks cock before laying down and spreading her legs. She uses one of her hands to spread her lips and then let us look at her pretty face while she's getting fucked. We did not wanted to ditch her so we hang out and i got play with her some more. Enjoy!!
Bang Bus Episode: “Pushing Up Daisy” Wednesday January 17, 2007
I'm loving all the famous hot pussy that's been coming on the bus lately. It's so great because I get to fondle their tits and rub their ass. I hand picked Daisy Marie because she is so fine. The girl is a winning combo of face, personality, and most importantly body. What a pair of tits on this broad. Perfect and natural. Her ass is unbelievable as well. This girl fucks like a fox on top of everything else. She is nasty. What a dirty mouth on this little thing. Thinking about it gives me a bit of a chub. Look at me I sound like a school girl with a crush. Anyway, We picked up this fucking slob in a Department store in Hialeah of all places. This guy was a fucking case. He didn't even know how to play with a pussy. I think he was a virgin or something. Seriously, homeboy hadn't seen a pussy in a while or ever for that matter. He hit it pretty good though. He was hung (not that I was looking). I'm not gay I swear. HE HE. So Daisy brought a vibrator on the bus so she could play with her clit while the monkey boy we picked up fucked her doggy. It was a hot scene to say the least. She came to a screaming orgasm towards the end. Speaking of the end. I told Al-B to drive extra far for this guy. Something about his face made me want to fuck him over bad. The retard made it real easy for us. Like all morons from Hialeah he wanted to take a piss on a tree in the middle of the road. That was that. I hope to never see that loser again. Like he cares, he got to hit one of the hottest porn stars around. -Sanchez
Bang Bus Episode: “A Slice Of Spring Break Heaven” Wednesday March 21, 2007
Yo whats up you motherfuckers out there! I bet you missed us this whole month. Thats right the bus is back bitches...well sort of. I was supposed to meet up with Sanchez this week. He had invited me over for some South Beach fun, but when I get on the bus there was no Sanchez. Only this scrawny looking kid who says he is Bang Bus's biggest fan. He told me Sanchez was out late last night and was partied out. He also gave the super fan the keys to the truck. Something seemed weird about the whole thing but hey we're on the bus and were at the Beach so I decided to have a little fun myself. We cruised around for a couple hours talking to random chicks in hopes of getting them in the bus, but let me tell you it's not as easy as it looks. We finally managed to get this one girl to flash us for two hundred dollars but she dipped before we could have anymore fun with her. We were a little frustrated, so we cruised around for a few more hours trying to see what we can scrounge up out there. After all its Spring Break! Finally when we thought this was going to be a bogus ride we scoped out this blonde bombshell and this chocolate momma walking down the strip. We told them we were two college students shooting a documentary and asked them if they could jump in and talk to us.The plan worked! After a little while, We offered them some money and got them to flash their titties at us. We knew this was it because when it finally came to the moment of truth and after one of them decided this wasn't her thing and ditched her friend . The blonde bombshell showed us she was willing to show us more, she only had two conditions that we pay her and that she chooses which man she wants to fuck. We couldn't refuse. So come back to the bus and check out this nice slice of Spring Break heaven we have for you. Preston Parker out
Bang Bus Episode: “Hurricane Preston!!!!” Wednesday September 22, 2004
Hurricanes fucking suck ass. All these damn storms coming to Miami have been crampin' my style.... But nevertheless... the show must go on!!!! Mandi was sitting at a bus stop when we went in for the victory.... a naive 18 year old broad taking public transportation is a no fuckin' joke!!!!! Mandi jumps on in after Presto worked some of his magic and lured her in. Next thing I know... Preston has this chick looking down his pants and grabbing his cock.... COULDN'T BE MORE PERFECT!!!! This my friends.. is a living testament of just how useful an barely legal girl can be.... don't ya think from the trailer????? Enjoy! The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Pamela's Bangbus Adventure” Wednesday October 03, 2007
Check this out! When I leaved my house today to drive the bus, i couldn't imagine i will meet the finest, cutest, piece of ass that have ever driven the bus, well Olivia was cool too. But this girl "Pamela" seriously rocks and for us to be impress by some chick, she really has to be cool. Well, at first she recognized the Bus and ask me if my name was P.P....What? This girl is fan?? wao!! We asked her to be the driver and she accepted, we drove around and had a lot fun with everyone we found on the road, We meet some cute chicks by the beach, some of them were a little bitchy and some of them were ai'ght. This girl was really good trying to convince other chicks to get in the bus and show us their boobs. We meet this fine girl name "Jamie" and if it wasn't for Pamela she wouldn't gotten inside. We took her for a ride and she said she liked our driver so it was not hard to get this babe to do some crazy shit. By the time we picked "Dave Pounder" this girl was ready to be fucked in every position. It takes more than just smooth talking to get this sweet girl to show her goods. I had to offer up cold hard cash to even get a nipple shot. But, when this little thing gets on a roll she lets it all hang out, and the best of all she fucks like a professional. Dave gave her some fierce dick pounding in her tight pussy and she took all his load in her chunky sexy lips it was great!!, but by the time they were done we ditch them and i got Pamela for myself.
Bang Bus Episode: “Cruising on Dakota's Pussy” Wednesday October 10, 2007
Hello Fellas, Today my new sexy driver "Pamela Jordan" A.K.A "Billy Jean" took us for a spin everywhere in Ft Lauderdale. it was one of those days where we went everywhere just to fuck with whoever came across the bus. At first we where cruising around the beach, as usual then at some turn we ended driving around the streets of the getho. I don't care, if we can get some sexy girls on the bus i 'll go anywhere. We found this pretty white girl name "Dakota", really cute. Pretty face, big smile, really polite we asked her to come with us and she did not think about it twice when we show her the money. I keep asking this chick to see her tits and when she finally flashed us, she took all her clothes off. Next we picked up my hommie "Talon" and he was really happy to find this sexy girl waiting for him. Dakota really plays it up for the camera showing off her tight ass and acting all sexy. Her best performance is when she wraps her luscious lips around Talon's fat cock and swallows it down her throat. This gets her nice and horny and by the time she spread her legs she's ready for a nice hard cock to make her cum. then like nothing we asked her to get out and get us some food and she was so nice that she got out and was going to buy us some Haitian BBQ with the money we just gave he....jaja. what a dumb girl.
Bang Bus Episode: “Make Jessica's day... with Cock” Wednesday October 17, 2007
I don't know how to put it, but we are just a bunch of Bad asses. This week i got a little crazy, "Spice" was acting up and we just got on this vibe of "ranking" on each other. I think it was my mustache. But the day was quite good, we did our rounds around the beach and every other place we could get some pussy. We meet some interesting girls along the way, and after driving around we found this cutie that was plain amazing. She came with us with the promise of some pizza and then we took her to get some good dick. This girl was really sexy and when we got her to undress for us i knew we hit the jackpot.Here's Jessica Jones 18 years old, beautiful face and big tits! She was a little nervous when we shot this video due to the fact that it's her first time! But hey, for a first timer, we think you're pretty good and that you should continue giving head to guys on the street. I can only say "puck" got some good ass today and that maybe he should not complaint when we make him the object of our jokes. Preston Parker._
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