When you are in trouble. When you need help. When you need money and don't mind doing some crazy shit for that. The only team you think of is a BB Team. How is that sounds? I think sounds really tough. Well to me at least. Anyway welcome back people to our community. Today me and my boy Big Lou went over to the So Be hoping to meet some hot chicks. That was sunny day and this fact was making me think that we will get some action going as far as picking up girls. And I was right as usually. In about 20 minutes after we started our todays trip we saw a smoking hot girl standing on the intersection. I offered her some money and this girl didn't have any problems with getting inside. Sucks that she didn't go any farther then showing her goddies but still it was such a pleasure to have her with us. As we dropped her off we ran into few other chicks who were really nice to us, but for some reason the bus was making them fell weird. Even money didn't help. But the BB team never leaves chicas in trouble and does whatever it takes to save them from boredom. These other three girl were super cool. Two of them left, but this one stayed and let me tell you she got herself into the heap of fun and pleasure which was later delivered by injured Julius Pleaser. The drop off was off the
Bang Bus episode #BB3601: That's What Bang Bus Is All About August 01, 2007
Today me and my boy Julius or Mr. Pleaser how he likes to call himself went to Hollywood. Not the one you are thinking about, the other one which is locating between Miami and Fort Lauderdale. Our major haunting spots. Anyway we went there cause he told me that he graduated from the local high school. I actually doubt that he ever went to high school, kids like him usually go to school high. So we ended up in this creepy neighborhood trying to find some decent chick to talk with. Instead of that we ran into this mean ass female dog who was throwing some pedigree flakes at us. Later I figured that she was welcoming us. But it was too late cause we were on the way to Fort Lauderdale, our second favorite city. There is always something to do here. A lot of tourists who cannot afford Miami's luxury hotels are all coming here. And you know what, they all nice and free to talk in front of the camera cause most of them have never seen the camera before. Some of them have never seen the Bang Bus. Which is wild. So for those know what Bang Bus is I definitely to recommend to watch this episode cause this one was pretty funny. Oh yeah forgot to tell you about the chick we picked up. But do you really feel like reading that? Its always better to see, so lean back and enjoy.
Bang Bus episode #BB2153: Ariana February 01, 2006
IT'S OFFICIAL: Me and Dasani are done...I can't say I didn't expect it to happen...but damn, not so soon...So this is how it went down: I'm coming home from a hard day of shooting...and I walk in to my bedroom and there she is getting stuffed in to another dimension, by two guys...yup, like that: not one cock but two motherfuckers...ain't nothing like your girl getting DP on your bed...so it's obvious that it's over.. Like my peeps always say:"BROS BEFORE HOES"...and then anal. Luckily my boys: Uggs and J-Mac were around for us to go an another ass seeking adventure...And it went a little something like this: Uggs was hungry as ussual, so we roamed are asses down to Lil' Hati, obviously the best spot for three chicos to go have lunch and we spot a sexy little white chixk sitting on a bench...So like the Pimp that I am...I call her over, so she can let me know what a fine little piece of ass like hers is doing in a neighboorhood like this (once she gets past the whole camera thing), she sez she's from Jersey and that she just got divorced and hasn't had any good dick in a while...so I was like bam: today is your lucky day, sweety..So we were off to the depths of debauchery! Things got really interesting once she got on da bus...she could't keep her hands off J-Mac...but she's here for all of us to Enjoy, so you know I had to see her sexy breasts...and sur enough we got a glaze at dem and wit a peek at her round ass...once this Jerzy Girl was naked you know she went face first into J-Mac's crotch, just grabbing at the cock...this is what legend are made of...you gotta see this whole episode in action..Enjoy Fellas..The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Melanie” Wednesday July 10, 2002
DON'T YOU FUCKING HATE IT when that one annoying member of your family comes to visit and makes your life impossible for the short amount of time that they're there??? Enter Ricky. He's a cousing of mines from Colombia that heard about my "documentaries"....how I have no idea...Anyways....the only way I saw to shut him the fuck up was to take him on a mission. We came across the FINE ASS brazilian bitch by the name of Melanie in south beach...it was raining and she was waiting at a bus stop....could it have gotten any better??? Well, we talk this hot piece of brazilian bimbo ass into the van and it was on!! After being enticed by our resident puta, Iman, she was ready and willing for the Colombiano sausage...of course offering her some money didn't hurt either....My cuz made me proud after he tore up this bitch...I guess it's genetic...Chao...The Diry One are made of...you gotta see this whole episode in action..Enjoy Fellas..The Dirty One...
I KNOW! I KNOW! I shouldn't have left you without a good flick to jerk to.. but considering that I decided to crawl out of my death bed for all of you Bang Bros. out there ... QUIT YOUR BELLY ACHING ALREADY! So yeah.. Ugs brings along one of his skateboarding buddies from way back.. guess they did time together or some shit... Steven was his name... and in my iLL state we went on the never ending hunt for new pussy to claim! We went to the local community college...you know.. 13th grade... because it's well known that all the kids that come out here aren't exactly living it up like Diddy... after scouring the campus we see Emily walking to her car... first thing that caught my attention were those huge natural tits of hers... not to mention that round ass poking out of her nice little sun dress... so we make our way towards her and commence the shit talking.... the whole film student spiel works everytime... and it doesn't hurt to flash some Ben Franklins in the chick's face either... you know the story! BANG! BANG! BANG! Now the entire time that this chick was riding along with us.. she was trying to portray the appauled bored mature role... little did she know who the fuck she was dealing with.. because after about 20 minutes.. she was trying to get a few extra c-notes to bare her big round boobs and everything else under the sun! Steven, along with his Prince Albert cock piercing.. were good to go as he baptized his dick down Emily's tonsils for some nice blowjob action... The sex the followed was up to par with the rest.... I tell ya...My life's the shit! The Dirty One.....
Bang Bus Episode: “Nicole” Wednesday December 06, 2006
I'll start by saying Nicole was a hot girl. She had a great body. Dam, what an ass on that girl. I loved her juicy tits too. Add a cute face and she was the whole package. It's crazy because we really weren't looking for a girl that day. We were but not at the moment. We were busy making fun of Al-B because he wants to be a rapper now. What a surprise! A hood ass nigga from Hialeah wants to be a rapper. That guy I tell you. He's a dime a dozen. Run of the mill if you will. Anyway, back to that hot chick we picked up in front of a lingerie store. Who worked in this particular lingerie store until the day she met me. Dam, that girl must have needed some adventure in her life. She ditched her job just to hang out with us for a few hours . Of course, I did tell her I was going to give her a few thousand for her trouble. OOPS... So she ended up getting nothing. The only thing she got was a pink slip for never returning to work. She also got a big, fat, cock, in her mouth and up her pussy. SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY JMAC. MAD LOVE DOG!! So yeah, check it out. You won't regret it. You might want to buy the whole movie CHEAPO!!! STOP MASTURBATING TO TRAILERS!!! OUR MOVIES ARE REASONABLY PRICED....SANCHEZ OUT!!!!
Bang Bus Episode: “Naomi” Wednesday April 17, 2002
Oh my goodness we found Naomi walking around and she was so fucking cute and busty and has a big ass. And when we drove up to her we realized that she was stupid as a plate of chicken and that getting this girl to come in, get naked and to have her womanly cavity re-sezed by Ramone was not going to be too hard. One funny thing, she was a bit frightened by Iman (I guess she doesn't know alot of black african women) but she got to like he once Iman showed her the joy of nudity. This one is funny as shit and this poor girl gets a fucking like never before in her life, and unless she finds another guy with 9 inches in penile girth, she will probably never feel sex the same again...
Bang Bus Episode: “Texas Twisting” Wednesday July 06, 2005
So Ugs decided to join us again this week after his overdue "hiatus" from the Bang Bus.. I swear to god that fucker can't keep his shit straight for longer than 20 minutes.... anyways... we brought along Alex with us this week to take part in our never ending quest to conquer and slay as much pussy as is humanly possible on Miami's mean streets... HA! So yeah... blah blah blah.. we came across Maria as we were scouring 8th street for potentials... and man we couldn't have lucked out anymore than we did.. this dizzy broad was half mexican, half irish, and half german.. i know.. 3 halves...what else can you expect from these broads... after doing the whole reality tv show bit.. we were off! Maria was quite taken with our boy Alex.. so much so that she was offering to service him as soon as she stepped into the cauldron of debauchery! Great perky natural tits bouncing up and down to Ugly's road antics were great highlights... not to mention the ass shaking and pussy fucking that transpired next... you know things are going well when the chick OFFERS a blowjob out of nowhere.. haha... I fucking love this shit... Great steamy sex filmage took place and yet another classic drop off and it was a wrap... Enjoy fuckers... The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “3ple XXX” Wednesday June 22, 2005
I don't think that I've tried this one out yet.. the whole bring a girl and a guy together to try and snag some pussy up from Miami's mean streets.... Stefanie and JT played the swinging couple role beautifully... sheesh.. I was almost convinced! After making a quick pit stop, your boy D. Sanchez strolled past Sandra sitting on the entrance of the hotel I soiled.. She was waiting for her parents to come back from one of the many conventions that go down here... Stefanie did a good job of coaxing this sweet piece of ass into our clutches.... ALRIGHT STEF! Once we got going.. things pretty much unfurled as usual... Great natural breasts from both chicks is always a sight for sore eyes... plus that both of these broads had such great bubble butts and were so anxious to share them was fantastic! Nothing like filiming some hardcore amateur sex in the back of a 15 1/2 passenger van..muahahaha... Enjoy this one fellas.. it was fun.. The Dirty One..
Bang Bus Episode: “Lucy” Wednesday January 28, 2004
Robert has the uncanny ability of constantly getting us lost. You'd think that he'd know his way around being that he was from Europe!!! So after feeble attempts at reading the map, we asked this fine piece of ass by the name of Lucy if she could give us directions. After luring her into the van with promises of the almighty U.S. Dollar, our "project" was underway. The main objective was to see how quick we could get this chick out of her clothes on on Robert's cock. Let me tell you, she did anything but disappoint. Her virgin ass gets ravaged in this fantastic episode. Enjoy! The Dirty One... a 15 1/2 passenger van..muahahaha... Enjoy this one fellas.. it was fun.. The Dirty One..
Bang Bus Episode: “Brigette” Wednesday March 02, 2005
Well my loyal fans... I must tell you.. this week.. I've stooped to lowest of lows... even for the Dirty One's standards... and I must say.. that.... I... FUCKING LOVED IT!! I should've been doing shit like this for years now! Quick recap.. we were on the usual hunt for ass when we encountered Brigette walking home from a jewelry shop with a wedding band of some sort... but before she could tell us all the details... one of our great Miami vagabonds burst onto the scene with a stench worse than the carpet of the cum/ass/ pussy juice ridden Bang Bus carpet!!! Well.. it's not that bad in here... I think.. anyways.. God only knows what he was trying to say to me... but after I flexed the Sanchez muscle.. he was off and the frightened Brigette was rescued by the big white chari.. who are we kidding.. it's a fucking van... SO YEAH.. After finding out that Brigette had yet to have her bachelorette party... it was on! Her juicy dominican ass was slammed to oblivion by PP's bowling pin of a cock.... and it was a wrap.. now.. to what I referred to earlier.. I should've been handling shoots like this from the get... if you don't know what I mean.. check out the trailer holmes... we keep it ghetto in the 3-0-5!! The Dirty One..
Bang Bus Episode: “2 Rides For A Price Of 1” Wednesday April 25, 2007
Whats going on. Today I went to pick up the Bang Bus and met this valet guy I've known for a while. When I asked him if he wants to get behind of wheel of the legendary ride he said he is totally cool with that. He was a nice guy though. Anyway, that was some other dude I was suppose to pick up, an old friend of mine Commando or simply “The puck”. This Cuban guy was excited about fucking some girl inside of the van, so we got him on board. Today SoBe female locals and visitors weren't quite friendly to us. Still trying to figure out why they all had such an attitude towards us. Maybe because the Spring Break was over and every happy individual who got laid during this event went back home and everyone who wasn't that lucky for whatever reason stayed in Miami all mad and shit. Seems like those were the ones we were trying to talk with. So after I was about to waste my last tape on filming those Miami losers we met a hot Lily. She was looking for an apartment on the beach for some decent price. I told her that it would be a pleasure to help her out and take her on the tour so she could check out her future neighborhood. She was so hot. I offered her a $100 so she could show her undies. She did. Then $200 for showing her boobs. 300$ for mooning. She had no problems doing that either. Well I ended up “spending” an over a GRAND. If you at least have graduated from the elementary school it would be easy for you to calculate what she agreed to do for this amount of money. The drop off took place by the condo building I was telling her about. As she got off ........ oh just imagine this irresistible smell of the burning rubber of the condoms and the Bang Bus tires. Peace!
Bang Bus Episode: “Keep It Moving” Wednesday December 15, 2004
So I decided to give James a shot at this Bang Bus gig.... being that he's done alright in my other "endeavors"... but then again... I'm the one that reels the catch in.... GET YOUR MINDS RIGHT! So Madison's lonely ass was perched on her porch..or what used to be..waiting for a friend to help her move her boxes.... so The Bang Bros. had to come to her rescue! This is a first fellas..I actually GET OUT OF THE VAN to help this broad out.... haha... watch the trailer to see how much help I was... but yeah.. she gets in... and after endless small talk we get down and dirty as Madison and James engage in awesome sex! You know.. I was told that I type too much for all of you week after week.... you know what my response was to that statement. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FUCK YOU!! LET'S SEE YOU PULL HALF THE STUNTS I PULL ON BROADS AND THEN GET AT ME... fuckin' shit talking bufoons.....
Bang Bus Episode: “Chick Gone Nuts!” Wednesday February 02, 2005
It's about time that I feel we take it back to the essence of Bang Bus... to the times when no one knew what was going on in my mind.. not even myself! HA! ... sorry.. pardon my dementia... it's been a LONG week... but yeah.. back to the "film student" glory days.... it's about time to usher in a new golden era... and Mckenzie's beautiful face and bod are the perfect way to kick out the jams! This broad was roaming the streets when we kindly asked her if she'd be interested in helping us figure out our next "film"... you know how these broads are in sunny Miami.. they jump at the chance to get "discovered".. and I.. the Dirty One.. .will exploit that til I can't anymore! So yeah... I couldn't help but feel that Mckenzo had done this before.. the whole "suck a cock at a casting call" bit... but hey.. who am I to complain... shit.. this chick was soo good that I decided to keep her for myself!! Poor Presto... wait a minute.. I get him pussy all the time.. FUCK OFF PRESTON!!!! ENJOY THIS SHOOT! SHE'S INCREDIBLE! The Dirty One...
Bang Bus Episode: “Gloria” Wednesday October 16, 2002
UGS AND I WERE JUST HANGING OUT shooting the shit when Anthony called me up telling me that he was hanging out with this whore he had been trying to fuck for the last four years. So he figured that this was a great way to finally do what he's been thinking about when he's beating his cock! We pick them up and go off on our journey....into the depths....of human debauchery! Anthony wastes no time in getting his good "friend" on her knees and on her back! This puerto rican hottie looks fantastic getting slammed into next week.... a must see! Enjoy....The Dirty One...